Sunday, December 13, 2009

Such is Life....

Here i am....Sippin wine smokin my last cigarette and thinkin again...About life...This wine is brilliant...2006 Jacob's Creek Shiraz...I think i'm puttin too many dots here...I don't care...This is a good cigarette too...Longbeach Fine...Awfully tired but still can't sleep...Where is my true girlfriend???Do i even have one???Why do i use everything thrice??? i think i'd like an african girlfriend...but i don't know any african chicks...Anyway whatelse is life???A must read "the men who stare at goats" by Jon Ronson...Got an awesome drumkit by the way...Where is my life going???I am completely lost...m missin Deepti coz when i was with her was the only time when i thought my life was goin somewhere n its not bad...Well itz time to sleep now Shark sez that the girl m datin is nt my type n i know that she knows me coz shez my shrink so i'm gonna trust her n give her the duty of finding someone for me who is my type till then 'Such is Life'...

Monday, October 19, 2009

Philosiphisationing about Love.....

I was thinkin about love and everything that has to do with everyone's lives. Thats really broad thinking so i decided to narrow it down to one question "What is Love?" so i could classify all my thoughts. People say they are in love and that they know what it means but i really needed to know what it is. Through extensive research i have discovered the following:
According to the dictionary, Love is defined as "any number of emotions and experiences relating to a sense of strong affection and attachment." From this we can see that love is not only the feeling you get when u r with ur partner but all the feelings u experience for things or persons u feel for...confusing?
So we venture into the scientific side of love where scientists state that specific chemical substances such as oxytocin have an important role in producing human behaviour associated with love...even more confusing? Basically what the scientists r sayin is that languages developed as mating calls for people to make love.
No more confusing crap for me.... m stickin to my definiton of love- Love is an addictive drug or substance- first one takes it, likes it for a certain period of time, it becomes harmful after a while, so the person quits that drug n looks for some other drug that can satisfy his addiction and it goes on...
A great frnd of mine also define a girlfriend or a boyfriend for me- He/She is someone who stands alongside you through difficulties that you wouldn't have to face if u were SINGLE!!!
So i am gonna conduct a research on love and let u guys kno what people think about it but till then i congratulate all the people who claim to have found true love and i am sympathetic to the people who claim to have found and lost true love.And to people who are single,like myself, i say wait for it , once the research is complete we'll kno what to look for and hopefully where to find true love...
P.S. Being single rocks 'til u find the right person....

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Bellissimo..

When You Are Old
When you are old and gray and full of sleep,
And nodding by the fire, take down this book,
And slowly read, and dream of the soft look
Your eyes had once, and of their shadows deep;
How many loved your moments of glad grace,
And loved your beauty with love false or true;
But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you,
And loved the sorrows of your changing face.
And bending down beside the glowing bars
Murmur, a little sadly, how love fled
And paced upon the mountains overhead
And his his face amid a crowd of stars.

W. B. Yeats (1865-1939)

Totti thinkin of comin back!!!

There we are!!Finally Italy's saviour is thinkin about comin back to save Italy the blushes!The 33 yr old Prince of Rome has said that he is considering a comeback to international football. Totti retired after helping Italy win the 2006 World Cup and his return would certainly would be great news for Italy...So lets just hope that the Prince comes back and cucchiaios every single keeper that has to face his might!!Go chip 'em Totti!!!

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Home is where the heart is...

Back home!Waited for this for so long n now that i'm here i have nothin to do!Itz 12.24 am and m browsin the internet for absolutely nothin...I just searched for the indian villages that still speak sanskrit!!and to top it all m pissed off...And i just discovered that Melbourne Victory is gonna play leaders Sydney FC this saturday and hope to make it 4 wins in a row n the good news is that carlos hernandez and ivan berger r available.I got a haircut!Go VICTORY!!!Fuck all the people who fuck with my fuckin head!!!Feels good to come back home!! And for everyones info DUMB is spelt DUMB not DUM as in DUMBfuck not dumfuck!Smile people life is better when u just smile...My life's like Sid's life in wake up sid but a bit exagerated as his dad threw him out of the house n my dad threw me out of the country...I can blabber on for years but i wont coz there's not enough space so Jai Pinky poo Panther and my salutations to the soldier Ratan Pillai who is protectin us at the moment for our enemies so that v can sleep well n wake up grumpy just to read the newspaper n blame the whole war on him!!!I salute u n we are all sorry...

Thursday, September 3, 2009

What the Friggin Hell!!!

A Danish player had his leg amputated six weeks after being struck by lightning during a friendly. Jonathan Richter, 24, was playing for his club FC Nordsjaelland at second-tier Hvidovre on July 20 when he was struck.
Medics restarted his heart, but he was placed in an induced coma and doctors decided, along with Richter, the damage to his leg was so severe they needed to amputate the lower portion of it.
A message on the club's website yesterday read: "Jonathan's progress means a lot to the Richter family, friends and all involved with FC Nordsjaelland, but the family now request that all continue to respect the peace that Jonathan needs in the future as he faces tough rehabilitation."
He was reportedly recovering well from the operation and was expected to be moved out of intensive care shortly.

Monday, August 31, 2009

When at a German's house, Do as the Germans Do!!!

Thursday, the 27th of August, was one of the weirdest training sessions i've ever had. And certainly one of the most fun. I know that my friends back home r gonna kill me when they read this coz what the title means is we had our own little Oktoberfest at the end of august i.e. just a month earlier and that too in the middle of the week. To begin with our training was cancelled coz no one showed up n our coach was bored so he said lets just go drink coz we deserve it as we have worked this hard throughout the season. A few minutes later people started showing up but we had made up our minds so no one trained and we all went to the uni pub called 'The Gryph' to get some drinks and relax. But then we all got carried away n drank a lot. I myself had almost 1 1/2 jugs of beer. We were all having fun when the guy at the pub said that they were closing. Thats when our inglourious german basterd, Thomas came up with the idea of "POWERHOUR" the game that guarentees to screw ur head within an hour and if it doesn't then u r a German. So we all headed off to Thomas' place half 'HAPPY'-thats the term we use for tipsy coz tipsy just sounds gay. When we got to his home what we saw was truly a breathtaking scene for all of us at that time. Shit loads of beer just lying around. so what's the game u ask? According to the game Thomas plays a video that has 60 song clips that change every minute and every time when the song changes u have to drink a shot of beer. How bad could a shot of beer be u ask ehh??One shot is nothing but when u have had 60 shots thats equivalent to almost 2 1/2 litres of beer. So we started this seemingly impossible game and went of cheering after every song. When we started we had 17 people but only 4 could make it and i dont kno if i'm proud or ashamed to say that i made it too.Sorry guys but i enjoyed it coz it was with my whole team n it was really good for team morale.So you could say me, Thomas, Jacob and Alberto made a huge sacrifice for the team. When i got home at 12 i was completely 'happy' not 'drunk' i was just 'happy'.But the next day was hell with the worst hangover ever. And on top of that i had to attend school n i didn't get a thing of what the teachers said. But then i realised that i dont get that crap even if i'm not hungover so that cheered me up for a while but the headache kicked the cheers in the nuts and brought bsck that terrible feeling again. So I think I should only take the german road while playing football and not for any other purposes. I know, Poorva, that u r gonna kill me but m sorry i guess there's a little german in all of us! So cherish him before he dies off because low blood alcohol levels.But don't u dare go drinking the german way n never ever try the "powerhour" even with coca cola!Got it?? Sorry I'm just used to putting the "powerhour" in double inverted commas coz it was a legendary where bets were made, heads were shaved and morale was rocketed into outer space. BUT THESE STUNTS WERE PERFORMED BY TRAINED PROFESSIONALS and me. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!!!